Insist on Cute Answers

Q. I can’t get them to come up with cute answers and it is frustrating just standing there in front of them not knowing what to do asking questions.

A. Well, first are you staying in bounds and making yourself comprehensible? Are you going slowly enough so that they all fully understand. Are you repeating the target in each and every sentence/question you say?

And remind them that their giving you cute answers is a rule so that when you ask a question and they tell you that Maria got there on a bike, you smile and point the laser pointer at the Classroom Rules (https://benslavic.com/Posters/classroom-rules.pdf) at Rule #3 and reject all the answers until someone ventures that Maria got there on her big dog or something equally outlandish. You just have to wait them out because they probably have forgotten how to play and so you have to teach them.

The kid who suggested that she got there on her big ugly dog broke the ice, bought in, gave you something to work with. Kids laugh at the image in spite of themselves because it’s funny. Now you have to build the image of the dog into a funny one before getting back to the original line of questioning. Ask how big, what color, mean or nice, stupid or intelligent.

The kids just forgot how to play. Keep waiting them out and getting them to add details that are funny and rejecting details that are not funny.

Yesterday in one of my classes my upper level kids just weren’t funny as we were doing a Matava story. I can’t remember what they said, but it was not inspiring. I said, “No, you are wrong!” and I just made something really outlandish up on the spot. (I could do that with upper level kids so this “No, you are wrong!” idea may not work with level 1 kids.)

Just don’t forget Staying in Bounds, SLOW and Checking for Understanding as per:

https://benslavic.com/blog/wait-them-out/

And learn to stay in the moment as per:

Skill #22: Staying in the Moment

This is my favorite skill. It requires heart. Staying in the moment means that you do not leave the moment that has been created in the story. You do not digress. You do this to keep the comprehensible input alive. The way to make sure you do this is to:

– teach the student and not the language.
– stay on the sentence until it parallels the original story.
– milk in extra details via circling, making sure that the details are connected to the lives of your students.

Staying in the moment may be the most challenging skill of all the TPRS skills because it involves going against so much of what we have all been taught as teachers, which is be in charge, drive the story, say the right thing at the right time, be funny, etc. The fact is that if the teacher is the one driving everything forward, there is no “space” for the kids to join in the game.

Most importantly, if the details of the story are not provided by the students, they will not be interested in the story. The instructor must create spaces via artful questioning that allow for those spaces to be filled by students’ answers that are interesting to them.

This involves staying in the moment, resting there, waiting for the right cute answer, avoiding the desire to push forward. Here is a sample of how that can be done in a story I wrote for my class:

a dévisagé – stared at
est monté – went up
se sont disputés – argued

Marcel and his girlfriend Sheila are in a car on (local street).  They stop at a red light.

Sheila looks up at a building.  She sees Larry in the building looking out a window at her.  Sheila stares at Larry.  Larry stares at Sheila.

Marcel is angry.  He gets out of the car and goes up the elevator in Larry’s building.  He argues with Larry.  Sheila cries.

I made a “car” (two chairs) in the middle of the room. I got two kids up to be Marcel and Sheila, thus instantly personalizing the story. They shuffled up to the “car” and looked at me with that expectant look they do. They shuffled too slowly, so I just yelled at them to get into the car:

“Montez dans la voiture! (“Get in the car!”)

I put Larry on the third floor of a “building” (actually a countertop that runs along the side of the classroom). I told Larry to look down at the kids in the car.

With meaning of the structures clearly established, and written and translated and clearly visible and ready to be pointed at throughout the story, with three actors and a good script, all was ready for a great class! “What a great start!” I thought. Then there was that little pause, like, “O.K. what do I do next?”

The kids weren’t laughing and the story wasn’t funny. Instead, they were giving me “the look,” as if to say, “What’s next, oh purveyor of alternative teaching methods?”

I answered their look with my own look, “Hey, you think it is easy to just get a funny story going? I ain’t no Susan Gross! Some of us TPRS teachers actually have to WORK for a story!”

Still the look. But I resisted the urge to yell, “I can’t do this stuff!  It’s too hard!  Someone help me!” I just stayed in that moment:

Just hang in there, Ben, and explore this moment. Don’t try to drive the story forward too fast! Ask questions and listen to their responses and pick the right ones and just let this thing go forward in its own way! Circle and listen for cute answers! Trust the method and play the game and listen to them!  C’mon, man, you can do it!

The look.

Stay in the moment!  Ask the questions.  Circle or die!

The look.

Class, where is the car? (Paris!) No, class, the car is not in Paris! How absurd! The car is in Denver! (Ohh!) Class, where in Denver? Someone yells out “Colfax Avenue!”

Colfax Avenue is a well-known street in Denver for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is its seediness. I think:

That really is the right street. Yes! Colfax! Perfect! How could it be any other street?

Immediately, the look was gone! The mood in the classroom had completely changed.  Nobody was nervous any more. The look had been replaced by smiles and laughter. The boy who suggested Colfax was pleased with himself beyond words.

There are so many stories around Colfax Avenue in Denver that I could tell that each kid was making their own association – all of a sudden what used to be a struggling story was actually alive with energy because of the mention of a street! Colfax Avenue and its reputation in Denver had united us. The idea that their friends were in a car driving around downtown, where so much crazy stuff happens, and no longer in a classroom in southwest Jefferson County, had captured their interest.

By staying in the moment of the story until a cute answer was suggested, the story was saved. The kids were given their voice in the story. It took off from there. Had I reacted to the look by taking everything over, jumping out of the moment into something I could control, the resultant disenfranchisement of the kids would have dragged the story to a halt.

Later in the story, I had another opportunity to stay in the moment – this time it was to wait for the right physical detail to be suggested:

When Marcel was being jealous because Sheila was looking up out of the car into the window at Larry, I waited until I got the right answer from the class:

Class, why is Sheila staring at Larry?

No answer. The look. Another one of those moments where I could either rescue the story or stay in the moment and wait for the right response. What should I do? I waited. I resisted the impulse to tell the kids that Sheila was looking at Larry because she thought he was cute, which would have been my idea and not theirs.

Then, from the left side of the classroom, just when the discomfort in the classroom was growing, a superstar blurted out in English these words in a fit of laughter while putting her hand to her nose:

Because Larry has a big zit on his nose!!!

Bingo! Hanging out in the moment had again paid a big dividend, well worth the discomfort that was in the room just a few seconds before. The class erupted in laughter, and my superstar had one of those big “wall to wall” smiles on her face.

I immediately told her that this was exactly why Sheila was looking at Larry. It was obvious! She was correct! I expressed true amazement that she knew that. I sent the message that I myself could never have come up with such a cute answer. I told her how proud I was of her perfect suggestion at the perfect time in the story and I heaped the praise on. Nothing motivates like success, and my superstar had been successful because I had stayed in the moment and not rescued the story.

Of course, sometimes we wait and nothing cute is suggested. Does that mean the students aren’t learning and that we are failures at TPRS? No. Cute answers, though wonderful and in my opinion necessary, are not the point of TPRS.

Are the kids hearing the language? Are we speaking the target language to them in the class, and are the kids reporting in on comprehension checks at 80% or above? If so, then we are doing our jobs. Then, echoing Gilbert Gottfried, we can say with confidence, “I am intelligent, I am a good person, and gosh darn it, my students are learning!”

So staying in the moment may produce wonderful suggestions that give sparkle to a story, but if it does not, that is just fine. We need to expect less from TPRS than all glitter and gold.  Personalized comprehensible input is just fine.