Anne sent this with the comment:
Oh my. Big fun here. I actually scripted this to go with one of Michael Miller’s short stories, but it’s worth doing all on its own.
What A Handsome Boy!
points at him
what a handsome boy!
looks like
you may not go out with him
Lyndsey and her parents go to a rugby game. Lyndsey‘s new boyfriend Travis plays rugby. “Which one is Travis?” asks Lyndsey‘s dad. Lyndsey points at him. “What a handsome boy!” says the mom. “He looks like a coconut,” says the dad. “You can’t go out with him.”
Soon Lyndsey has a new boyfriend, Trevor. Trevor plays ping pong. Lyndsey and her parents go to a ping pong game. “Which one is Travis?” asks the dad. Lyndsey points to him. “What a handsome boy!” says the mom. “He looks like a dog,” says the dad. “You can’t go out with him.”
Lyndsey‘s next boyfriend, Casey, plays golf. Lyndsey and her parents go to a golf match. “Which one is Casey?” asks the dad. Lyndsey points to him. “What a handsome boy!” says the mom. “He looks like a clown!” says the dad. (it is a well-known fact in my class that Lyndsey is afraid of clowns.) “A clown?” says Lyndsey. “I can’t go out with him!”
“You must,” says the dad. Lyndsey is so afraid that she smokes. Her father laughs until he pees his pants.