Here is the story script, by Sabrina, from the two recent videos by her that we’ve been discussing. I like the little nod to Blaine at the end of the script:
Le coureur
sort avec elle/lui – goes out with her/him
sortent ensembles – go out together
la mate – checks her out/ eyes her
casse avec lui/elle – breaks up with
Braveheart sort avec Elizabeth et Elizabeth sort avec Braveheart. Ils sortent ensemble depuis 2 mois déja mais il y a un problème: Braveheart est coureur! Aujourd’hui c’est la Saint Valentin alors ils vont au Macdo. Ils mangent un Big Mac et des frites et ils boivent un coca. Tout à coup Braveheart voit son ex Fifi. Il la mate. Il la mate longuement et romantiquement. Elizabeth est très jalouse alors elle jette son Big Mac sur Braveheart. Elizabeth casse avec lui.
Braveheart sort avec Fifi depuis 2 semaines déja mais il y a un problème: Braveheart est toujours coureur! Aujourd’hui c’est “Sweetest day”. Ils vont à Paris dans un restaurant: le restaurant de la Tour Eiffel. Ils mangent des escargots quand tout à coup Braveheart voit Angelina Jolie. Il la mate longuement et romantiquement. Comme Fifi est très jalouse, elle lui jette ses escargots dessus. Fifi casse avec lui.
Braveheart sort avec Angelina Jolie depuis 2 jours déja mais il y a un problème : Braveheart est toujours coureur! Aujourd’hui c’est“love your pet Day”. Ils vont à Petsmart. Braveheart voit un chihuahua. Il le mate. Il le mate longuement et romantiquement. Le chihuahua regarde Braveheart d’un air triste. Angelina Jolie est heureuse parce qu’elle adore les animaux. Alors elle va à Toys R Us et elle lui achète un petite chihuahua en plastique rose.
English version
Braveheart is going out with Elizabeth. Elizabeth is going out with Braveheart. They’ve been going out together for 2 months already but there is a problem. Braveheart is a player! Today is Valentines’ day so they go to MacDonald’s. They eat a Big Mac, french fries and drinking a coke. All of a sudden, Braveheart sees his ex named Fifi. He checks her out romantically and for a long time. Elizabeth is very jealous so she throws her Big Mac at Braveheart. Elizabeth breaks up with him.
Braveheart is going out with Fifi. He has been going out with Fifi for 2 weeks already but there is a problem: Braveheart is still a player! Today it’s Sweetest day. They go to Paris to a restaurant named the Eiffel Tower Restaurant. They’re eating snails when all of a sudden Braveheart sees Angelina Jolie. He checks her out romantically and for a long time. Fifi is very jealous so she throws her snails at him. Fifi breaks up with him.
Braveheart is going out with Angelina Jolie. He has been going out with Angelina Jolie for 2 days already but there is a problem: Braveheart is still a player! Today is “love your pet’s day” They go to Petsmart. Braveheart sees a chihuahua. He checks it out. He checks it out romantically and for a long time. The chihuaha looks at Bravehaert sadly. Angelina Jolie is happy because she is an animal lover. So she goes to Toys R Us and she buys him a a little pink plastic chihuahua.