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4 thoughts on “Annoying Orange”
I just saw all of these replies. thank you all so much. My kids are lame in the sense that they are so cool, too cool and for some reason I am intimidated by…mean girls! I cannot believe it. I am a grown woman and I am afriad of mean girls? WTF? I will work on the annoying orange. This is a great idea Ben. I think that I need to do a few things. 1. breathe 2. pray 3. be the annoying orange 4. stop letting the mean girls and hyper girls rule.
I LOVE THE ANNOYING ORANGE!!!!
OOPS I put the above post in the wrong place.
Once you start doing PSA Karen you will see a secret to all of this. (PSA is Personalized Statements and Answers – you are not afraid of snotty teens bc you TELL them what the answers to the questions are in the Annoying Orange way. Some kids don’t want to play because they are snots? Fine! We’ll play for them – as in:
“Hey class, Mean Girl #1 (you call her by her name in class but you are thinking MG#1) likes to ride cows slowly to the Friday nite football games!”
Annoy her. All in the name of CI and teaching to the Communication Standard and, to no small extent, to tell MG#1 who the boss in the room is. Big smile on your face. Circle the petoot out of it. Meanwhile QW is busily scribbling out a five question quiz on that line of annoyance. Five minutes later:
“Class, it’s quiz time! #1: Class, does MG#1 (you say Jasmine) ride horses? #2: Class, does Jasmine ride cows? #3: Class, does Jasmine ride horses to baseball games? #4: Class, does Jasmine ride cows to football games? #5: Class, does Jasmine ride cows fast or slowly? Hand them in.”
Look what has happened. The snot has been taken out of her game. You established who the boss is in the room. Yeah, be annoying. Don’t hope for cute answers if you can’t get any because there is so much snot in the room. Play! Make shit up! Have fun. Fun has a way of making snot go away. It makes us all better!
Ben, have you been talking to my four year old?
Luke does a great Annoying Orange.