Jagan-Nath sent this:
Perry Como sings “Kol Nidre” the famous Jewish prayer before Yom Kippur. An old Jewish grandmother in the audience comes up to him afterwards and says:
“Perry, that was so beautiful! Only a Jew could sing that song like that. Are you Jewish?”
“No, madam, I’m Italian.”
“Perry, that’s impossible! Was your Grandmother Jewish? Was your mother Jewish?”
“No, we’re strictly Italian … Catholic.”
“Perry, you don’t want to admit it ….. but you got to be Jewish!! Tell me you are Jewish!!!!”
(He gets tired of this conversation)
“Okay, already. I’m Jewish!!”
“Perry! … That’s funny…. you don’t look Jewish!”