Anne Matava

Here’s another one from Anne. Target structures in italics. Variables underlined:

Hurtin’ 

__________hurts him/her  or has a __________ache
lies down on
starts to 

Ben is sitting in school.  His hair hurts him.  So he goes home and lies down on the refrigeratorThe refrigerator starts to shake.  “Yikes!” says Ben, and goes back to school. 
He’s sitting in school and now his knee hurts him.  So he goes to the cinema and lies down on the candy counter.  The woman behind the counter starts to cut him up with a chain saw.  “Yikes!”  says Ben, and goes back to school. 
He’s sitting in school and now his chest hurts him.  So he goes to China and lies down on a panda bear.  The panda bear starts to eat him.  It eats his hair, his knee, and his chest.  Nothing hurts him anymore.  He is all better.