wants to go to the bathroom
does not return
looks for
Sally is a student in (your school). She’s in art class. Sally has a problem. She wants to go to the bathroom. She asks her teacher Mr. Brown, “May I go to the bathroom?” Mr. Brown says, “No!”
Five minutes later, Jill wants to go to the bathroom. She asks Mr. Brown, “May I go to the bathroom?” Mr. Brown gives he Jill a pass. She goes to the bathroom but does not return.
An administrator looks for Jill. She goes to look for her in the bathroom. Jill is smoking a cigar in the bathroom! The administrator steals the cigar and takes it home to smoke. The girl gets kept back for three years until she’s a super-super-super senior.)
(credit: Joe Neilson, Angie Dodd)