The St. Patty’s Day Pinch

A story from Jim:

 The St. Patty’s Day Pinch 

has on (or is wearing)
can’t see
is only looking at
pinches

Shirin has on a green sweater. Elliot can’t see the green, because he is only looking at Shirin’s feet. So Elliot pinches her. 

Larry has on green sunglasses. Monica can’t see the green, because she is only looking at his chest. So she pinches him in the chest with her toes

Carolyn has on green socks. Kim can’t see the green, because she is only looking at Carolyn’s left ear. So she pinches her in the ear with her fingernails.