I have sent this to some teachers in personal correspondence and have received some positive feedback from it, so I thought this might help others too. Here is what I sent:
I had to use this alternative learning plan the other day. First time in years. Sometimes there are just kids that think that I am dumb, my teaching methods are dumb and the stories are dumb. And worse, they just will not stop interrupting the class to tell me so. I had a kid like that in class now and I feel awful about not being able to reach him.